I have been noticing recently through here and other places. People are having a hard time finding an AMP that offers extra services.
I’m going to be vague on certain points, mainly because most individuals who run these types of places are not part of some elaborate human trafficking cabal; there just usually mom and pop operations that skirt that legal grey area for providing extra services.
Yes, I am well aware that places like San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York, and other major cities have this problem, and it’s a serious issue.
But from my personal experience, the places I visit are usually owned by said provider of services and are more looking to cater to specific client needs.
Therefore, I will not tell you where to find these places; there are plenty of websites for that.
What I am going to do is explain how to spot the difference between a legit medical massage parlor and an erotic massage parlor.
- Cross-reference a service provider from one erotic review website to another, and if you see the same provider, then it’s an erotic provider. If you see the provider on the mainstream yellow page, like Yelp, then it’s NOT an erotic parlor.
- DON’T CALL AND ASK IF THEY PROVIDE “Happy Endings” they will never tell you and assume your law enforcement.
- Pick an unconventional time for an appointment, like early morning or mid-afternoon.
- If they ask for payment upfront before the start, then yes, that’s a good indicator. I always recommend 1 hour; this is a subtle signal of your intention
(NOTE: Average cost for this type of service is from $50 to $70, anything more is too much, this is a house fee that covers only the business needs)
- Usually, you’re led into a private dark room with dim mood lighting, usually lit by a single lamp source; this is done for two reasons. The first being to discourage would be trouble makers from sneaking in a hidden camera. Also, to obscure the age or physical appearance of the services provider, why, you may ask? Because the average of said providers is somewhere between mid-30s to early 40s. (So if the room is well lit and sunny, then it’s NOT an erotic establishment)
- When you strip naked and they provide you a very small body towel that just covers your ass, then yes this is a good indicator. If they use a giant bed sheet, then it’s an legit establishment
- When you’re in the face-down position, and the providers casually give a glancing touch to your most sensitive private areas near your genitals and you don’t object, then it’s an erotic establishment. However, if you object to that particular touch, they will apologize and just treat you to a normal massage, assuming you don’t want the extra service.
(IMPORTANT: Sometimes, they will allow you to let your hands wander and touch parts of their legs or other parts of their body while giving you a massage. I HIGHLY DON’T recommend you do this because this will usually cause a lot of awkwardness and cause an incident if the provider does not provide erotic services. So unless the provider physically takes your hand and places it on their own body freely with their implied consent, THEN JUST DON’T DO IT)
- Finally, “The Flip” If they ask to turn over and they completely have you exposed (i.e no towel covering your genitals), then give you a pause to ask if there is anything else? Then, YES, this is an erotic service provider. This is where they talk about what extra services they offer and the prices. Keep in mind that for anything other than a hand job, you are required to provide your condom. They will not do anything bare-back or allow bodily fluids, on said provider, this for obvious safety reason and prevent possible sti infections. So USE COMMON SENSE.
- Other than that, DON’T BE CHEAP; the provider is providing an intimate experience and should be compensated for said experience. Your average cost is anywhere from $100 to $230 depending on what services you asked for.
- Get dressed quickly, and make sure to remember the provider’s name; then leave quickly and quietly. They are not your girlfriend or looking to date; they are there just to provide a service.
- Build goodwill. If the provider asks if you can give them a favorable review on a specific website, then do it, keep it very simple, and DON’T mention the fact they provide erotic services. Also, don’t make obvious sexual innuendos. Just remark on the cleanliness, the professionalism, and how it helped alleviate medical issues and or provide a relaxing, comfortable experience.
- Finally, use good judgment; if the business looks like it’s in a very dangerous or sketchy part of town, then don’t go.
That’s it, that’s all you need to do. By the way, for any lady who is reading this, there are places where the providers do cater to female clients. Just go in and give it a shot and see what happens, you might experience something new.
As for the Gay gents reading this, NO Asian Massage Parlors don’t cater to gay men. HOWEVER there are plenty of male service providers out there that do offer that service. You just have to look at alternative lifestyle or LGBT forums online to find those providers.
Stay safe, have fun, and please show respect.
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